If you didn’t know by now, I’m someone who have zero patience for stupidity. Especially for people who owns a car and have no idea how to socialize on the road. I wish there’s a lane for stupid people.
So yesterday, I was all dressed up, pretty and tapau-ed my favourite lok lok back home from work. Then there’s this black color wira double parked next to my car. I CLEARLY saw a dude went into the car and before I gotten into mine and there’s a driver in the car. So I got in, and expect the car would SCOOT over and let me drive away, because HELLO you are blocking my way. But 3mins LATER… no. The black wira did not move. So I reversed and can’t go away either, I politely honked him, but he did not move either. What, your legs broken when trying to press the accelerator? Damn, I was so mad that I have to struggle my way out.
Yea, mebe I was bad at reversing, but YOU are the one who double park, so there’s some courtesy to move away for others. After good few minutes looking at my struggle only some sense come to the black wira to drive away. By the time, this pretty girl who had tapau-ed her favourite lok lok furiously pointed middle finger to the black wira. All the class, all the chicness all go to longkang. I can only imagine bad I looked at the moment but I was on fire. I don’t care.
Here are some other road stupidity that could lit me up:-
- Take forever to drive away from the parking spot even the whole kampung is already in the car. Why, because below the car have eggs, need to wait the eggs to hatch and chicks come out of it is it? Ko peram je tempat parking tu.
- Do not raise signal when you want to turn into junction. So you want people see how to swag-ly turn your car into the junction. Btw, there’s a class on signal. You should sign up.
- Car like ping pong, honk sound like king kong. Have you ever come across a myvi, but when they honk, it sounded like a 10-tonner lorry. Yes, I have come across that. I was so shocked that I almost shit in my pants. So much fun, no.
- You are on slow lane and these idiot tail so closely at your back. Because petrol price increase, so they could benefit from driving closer to my car. But you know what could burn a hole in your pocket? When I press the freaking brakes. That’s when you have to pay for my bumper and your car.
- Drive slow slow at 20km/h. Uncle, please consider cycling. Don’t drive a car.
What are your pet peeves when it comes to driving? Have you ever come across a black wira incident like I do? Most importantly how to maintain your cool? Geez. I wish I could
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